Life is like a walk on the beach. Just when you get to know someone they clam up.
Life is like a milkshake. Just when your hooked on it you develop an allergy.
Life is like a pressure cooker. If you think you’ve been looked longer than everyone else you are probably a turkey.
Life is like the rabbit without his foot. Someone else has all the luck.
Life is like a polka dotted shirt over plaid shorts worn to a fancy guarden party. Full of embarrassment.
Life is like a sidewalk that rolls up at 6 PM.
Life is like a hyena ugly; but it’s always good for a laugh.
Life is like my case — so get off of it.
Life is like a flower garden. It’s hard to tell the weeds from the flowers.
Life is like an armful of puppies; fun, frolic and lots of food.
Life is like a SciFi channel that got zapped by an offended alien spaceship.
Life is like a traffic ticket. It usually comes without any warning. Both are learning experiences.