When is a pacifier not a pacifier?

My wife and I were getting dressed this morning and she noticed I’d put on a pair of adult pullups under my panties this morning and jokingly asked if I wanted my pacy too. I told her I didn’t have one yet and about fell off the bed laughing when she booped my nose and said “silly girl, here it is!” and stuck the stem of my Peterson briar pipe in my mouth.

I (the big me) have smoked a pipe for 25+ years and unless I’m legally disallowed, it’s in my mouth and lit. I’ve even sat in my office at work with it empty and unlit just for the comfort of having it between my teeth.

I thought about that as I went about my day Adulting while wearing my favorite run-about-town pullups under my jeans. It seems that I’ve had a pacy all this time and hadn’t realized it.

So I ask you, oh wonderful girls and boys, what pacifiers do you have that aren’t pacifiers? What do you use for a good substitute when out among the Big people in the scary world out there?

Tabby

The tip of one of the earpieces of my glasses.

I have chewy silicone necklaces that are fun to chew and suck on. I mainly got them for anxiety and so I would stop chewing on my fingers and nails, but now I just do both. xp I have my first paci on it’s way in the mail and I can’t wait!

I chew on the end of my BIC pen (not the writing end).

Always check before chewing. I made that mistake once in 7th grade. Looked like I was a vampire who’d sucked on a smurf. :slight_smile:

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I used to chew the collars out of my t-shirts all the time. Friend of mine made me some braided paracord necklaces to chew on instead and I used those for years. Hadn’t thought of silicone ones but those would work too and would probably have been prettier.

Sucky was one of the forgotten Smurfs.

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Sucky was one of the forgotten Smurfs. He didn’t make it halfway through the first season before he mysteriously disappeared.

I used to bite off the clip on my mechanical pens

I don’t, if I go out with my fiancee/mummy she keeps my little ellie sucky and my dummy in her handbag. Unless she needs to help change me, they don’t come out of her bag, but just knowing they are there helps.

The French reads “this is not a pipe” and is by Magritte. but why isn’t it a pipe? No googling, first right answer gets a free nappy change, provided you can travel to South Wales (UK) :slight_smile:

We have a winner!!! Diaperdforsure17 pm’d me with the correct answer. Any else want to try to guess?

I’d DM you with my answer but I can’t figure out how to do that on here. But this post is not a pipe either. (bratty grin)

Tabby

I suck on my left cheek