So, I like messing, but the smell is quite the turn off and invokes a lot of regret once the deed is done. In the interest of developing my personal acceptance, I am trying out different simulated messes that i could sit in safely.
I’ve tried food, but I definitely don’t want to waste food at a time like this. So, I’m trying cornstarch and xanthan gum, which are barely food in their own right. 1 to 1 cornstarch with hot water to dissolve it, then a little cold water to bring the temp down close to body temperature. Then, mix in a quantity of xanthan gum to a chunky consistency.
Apply.
For a looser slimy mess, just dump a cup of tap-warm water down the back of your diaper. Proceed to squish safely and hygenically.
Any comments? Is there anything about the properties of cornstarch and/or xanthan gum that would make this a bad idea?