Star Wars Squadrons is missing something... diapery

Adult Diapers
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I’ve been over on the r/StarWarsSquadrons subreddit hyping up with the rest of them.

The recent trend has been posting flight jackets, pilot helmets, and HOTAS joystick setups.

No one has yet posted about the most important garment that an astronaut wears. How am I supposed to go for long space missions without a wee?

And more important than that:

  • Are Rebel diapers orange and white?

  • Are Imperial diapers black and more black?

  • Is Darth Vader going to squeeze my bladder if he’s displeased with me?

  • Do the Mon Calamari just pee as they swim on their home planet?

I’m thinking about ordering a bag of ABU Space diapers for launch day.

“Watch your bladder, kid, or you’ll find yourself floating home.”

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Considering how badly EA has butchered all the other modern $tar Wars games, why would anyone pay attention to the hype … I do not get why folks ignore the continuous issues with modern EA games .

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Stress test feed back was positive, plus the commitment to zero microtransactions. I’m waiting to get a full HOTAS mount until after the game comes out, so I’m giving little wiggle room, but also pricing at $40 does temper expectations to where I feel more comfortable that this respects the classic X-Wing/TIE Fighter games.

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Hmm that does raise some good points - we know that the Millennium Falcon has a bathroom and we’ve seen Luke in diapers in Empire so I wouldn’t be surprised if pilots of small ships would diaper up. Either way, this pilot will be nonstop diapered for launch day!

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The best thing we got out of EA’s disastrous Star Wars run has been them defending lootboxes as “surprise mechanics”. That was actually the most absurd hilarity I’ve seen in forever.

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It did make for some hilarious response online though.

So EA, when I copy your game, it’s not “piracy”, it’s a “surprise discount”?

And it’s not “bank robbery”, it’s a “surprise withdrawl”!