Protip: gummy bears work just as well as marshmallows for messing

I normally don’t mess but today, my folks were out of the house so I decided to do it while they were gone. I wanted to do the marshmallow trick to make a mess but I used gummy bears instead because I didn’t have any marshmallows in the house. After about 45 minutes of cramping, I lost complete control and loaded the back of my Rearz with poop. 10/10 would recommend.

Takes about 48 hours to fully digest food, i cant see this being possible. That many gummy bears would probably make you very sick

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They don’t go in your mouth I believe

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They are not injested but inserted. The sugar in them makes them work like a suppository

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@kraken98 We are going the “One Way” Street, in the wrong direction, so to speak.

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I’ve always heard about the marshmallow thing but never tried it. Might be a gross question - but how does it come out? As in, is it like a regular poop or something else?

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I have used the marshmallow trick… I thought it worked because of a combination between the sugar and glycerine effects… Maybe gummy bears have similar components… I wonder if other “gummy” candies could also work… Maybe gummy worms??

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Depends on how long you hold it in, but in general it comes out pretty gross and cleanup is about 10x worse. 3/10 would not recommend.

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What gummy animal is easiest? do bears work the best, or would worms work just as good?

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lol <3

(jk but cool tho I dont mess but nice to know :grinning:)

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Yikes! haha I was also thinking at first that you’d just eat them

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“Asking for a friend”? :face_with_hand_over_mouth: :teddy_bear:

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How many gummy bears we talking about putting up there does just one do the trick?

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I put about 10 of them right up my Hershey highway.

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Will swedish fish work

Probably. Just make sure to lube them up first.

Concerning the question of “Will it work?”; in short yes it will, long answer is the primary component of marshmallows, gummy bears, candy based breakfast cereal, and just about any sweet is sugar, which happens to be an excellent suppository. Gummy bears also contain gelatin which slows dissolution of sugars by the bowels, so the more pertinent question is “How exactly is this going to work?”

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You know I need to try this. What happens if you hold it in even if your cramping? I have an hour commute. I figure I can slip into the bathroom shortly before I leave work then insert said sugary item and than head home. I would like to hold in until it comes out involuntarily. Also is it one round of discharge or do you get several waves?