When you do a little dance, and you feel it in your pants… Diarrhea! Diarrhea!
Down there is some soup. Is it pee or is it poop?
When you’re running down the street and it’s running down your pants
You wish you had a diaper to pad
And the smell is bad .
When you’re talking to your class It’s coming out your a••
Fart
Some people think its funny, but its really hot and runny
When you’re chugging down the booze and you feel a little ooze…
When you’re sitting on the pot and you give it all you got .Diarrhea diarrhea
When you really gotta go, and then you say ‘oh no!’
running to the stall, and squirming down the hall
“say it aint so I GOT TO GO!”
No pain, no strain, just sit and let it drain.
When you’re really hyper and you end up soiling your diaper…
“Mommy, I made poo poo…” “Alright, Mister. Let’s change you.”