A million dollars but...

it’s essentially “A million dollars but” the card game where someone gives a prompt such as " A million dollars but every time you sneeze you teleport to a random location"

and people will reply with whether they will take the money or not.

I always loved the live action shorts for this game. I’ll start. A million dollars but… the first drink you have each day immediately turns to vinegar.

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Of course I’ll take the money. I’ve heard some doctors say that drinking a glass of vinegar a day is good for your health. Eventually, I’d get used to it.

My turn.

A million dollars, but you have to watch the Star Wars Holiday Special in full once every week, and if you look away from the screen for more than ten seconds, you have to start the special over.

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well I get an excuse to watch star wars so I think I will take it

Good one. I’ve never watched Star Wars so it would at least be a good way to get started.

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A million dollars. But you have to wear a collar forever and never get to take it off

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I don’t think I could live with the collar. and I would have to explain it every time someone bothered to ask.

A million dollars (That’s a lot of money) but every time you spend a dollar, you get slapped across the face. At the strength of a normal blonde 20 something year old.

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I’ll take the money people pay good money to have a 20 something blonde slap them around !

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A million dollars, but you have to forsake all telecoms (that includes television).

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I don’t think I’d know what to do with myself despite the money in that case… particularly under current circumstances!

A million dollars but… you’re totally, permanently bladder and bowel incontinent, and everyone in your life is fully aware you wear nappies at all times (I sense people will be quite divided on this one!)

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If it is for a medical reason I don’t care if people know so yes

You get a million dollars but you can’t never seen your friends and family

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No fweinds:cry::cry::cry::cry::cry:

Oh wait I don’t have friends. BYE FAM ILL TAKE THAT MILLION DOLLARS LOL

..okay all seriousness I wouldn’t be able to do it because no friends means even no bob Ross mr Roger’s or cinnamoroll. No can do

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I’m not doing the obvious joke, it’s somebody else’s turn.

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Absolutely, and I’m not just saying that out of phony piousness; I live comfortably enough to donate to charity monthly, I would readily spend a million more on the same.

You get a million dollars, but you have to exclusively wear only Depend for a year.

Ooh, that’s a tough one.

But I think I’d do it. I could still stay a “secret” DL and enjoy myself, and just double (or triple up) for extra thickness. I might even work in an advertising deal with the company and make even more money.

So to myself, I’m now a PAID DL. To others, I’m just a guy working a job testing out incontinence products.

Here’s mine–a million dollars, or every weekend for the rest of your life, your dog/cat understands and speaks your native language.

I would take the million dollars just to see what their problems are

A million dollars but

1 if you love meat you have to give it up for three years that means no chicken, beef,pork,fish or any other kind of meat

  1. If your vegetarian or vegan you have to eat meat at every meal for three years
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It would be 1 for me but I don’t think my body could live with only veggies. I have a heavy need for protein

Million dollars but, can’t use the money on anything diaper related

Put the money in my bank account, I’m ready to wear diapers 24-7 fully incontinent.

Keep you money, ain’t giving up meat ever.

man 1 million $ up here is how much a house cost now a days, check how much house go for in Vancouver BC